The Houdini

[Funyons]

the best part of the houdini is she gets so surprised she shits herself....all over your frineds cock

Funyons Reviewed by Funyons on 09-29-2006. The Houdini This bit of sexual fun requires two people... Start by having doggystyle sex with your girfriend pointing towards a window. Take deep plunges and withdraw every time. Have a friend sneak up behind the two of you. Remove your hands quickly and have him put his hands where yours were. Then between plunges do the kansas city shuffel and switch to let him continue fucking your girlfriend... while you sneak around the house, pop up in the window and yell SURPRISE!! Rating: 5

[Kryzco]

I've been crying my eyes out all night but this thread makes me smile

I love you crazy fuckers

[Cotton_Mouth]

umm.. i wouldnt want that to happen to me, i'd would probably shit myself. It is pretty funny to think about it though =P

[the yeag]

come on theres plenty more the donkey punch...the dirty sanchez....strawberry shortcake...shit i got at least twenty more.....lets hear them

[Kryzco]

Alright...A Hot Carl is done in 1 of 3 ways.
1st: You shit on your partners face.

2nd: You shit on your partners face who is sporting a piece of saran wrap over it.

3rd: You shit on to a glass table while your partner lays down underneath it.

All are varying degrees of hardcoreness!


taken from urbandictionary

[Buddha Man]

someday im gonna direct a movie and thats gonna be a scene. ill make sure to put "special thank you to sirsmokesalot from cannabis.com" in the credits

[OniEhtRedrum781]

Alright...A Hot Carl is done in 1 of 3 ways.
1st: You shit on your partners face.

2nd: You shit on your partners face who is sporting a piece of saran wrap over it.

3rd: You shit on to a glass table while your partner lays down underneath it.

All are varying degrees of hardcoreness!


taken from urbandictionary

what has the world come too...

[JazzNKB]

Well theres always my personal favorites:

The Rodeo: You fuck your girlfriend lotus style (on your lap) and you whisper in her ear "I have aids" and you hold her on your dick and watch her try to buck off like a horse at a rodeo

OR!

you fuck her the same way but then have your friend run in the room with a video camera and hold her on you in the same style.


The Jelly Donut: When ur fuckin her from behind you tap her on the shoulder, she turns around you punch her in the nose so the blood runs into her mouth. Then you bust in her mouth and the combination of nut mustard and blood looks like jelly in a donut


god im so fucked up

[dutch.lover]

I think its funny how you said the girl would be "surprised"!!! More like horrified!!! at least i would be... but it is pretty funny thinking of it happening to someone else

[Cassiopiea]

I like the rodeo, you get your mates to jump out while your doing someone from behind and for all of them to yell stuff and you have to see how long you can stay on for. You can also do it when you call them by the wrong name and then your mates jump out and start shouting the wrong name at them.

We nearly did this one day but he finished before we plucked up the courage to jump in.