Quote Originally Posted by Mr Greenthumb
heres a funny little story.
My two friends were pretty drunk and it was her b-day so she decided to have sex with her bf on the floor of the basement. We were upstairs minding our own business when her bf runs up the stairs rapped in a blanket screaming "i fucking ripped her man!" and his hand was just real bloody.

He whipped his hand off on a white towel and cuz he was drunk he kept screaming "Ewww! look at all that blood!" so we had to take the towel from him. All this screaming while the rents were awake upstairs.

They continued their sexual misadventure after she stopped bleeding.
Hahahaha, been there got the t shirt!