"I fucking Ripped her man!"

[Funyons]

i laughed...

Funyons Reviewed by Funyons on 09-29-2006. "I fucking Ripped her man!" heres a funny little story. My two friends were pretty drunk and it was her b-day so she decided to have sex with her bf on the floor of the basement. We were upstairs minding our own business when her bf runs up the stairs rapped in a blanket screaming "i fucking ripped her man!" and his hand was just real bloody. He whipped his hand off on a white towel and cuz he was drunk he kept screaming "Ewww! look at all that blood!" so we had to take the towel from him. All this screaming while Rating: 5

[Frivolous248]

The phrase "I fucking ripped her man" is funny...but when you think about it its not funny.

What exactly did he do to 'rip' her anyway?

[hammertime]

tell him to get some lube for gods sake.....ouch.....use lube tons and tons of lube

[birdgirl73]

Its not funny that she got hurt. Its funny that her bf was screaming about it rapped in a blanket. I guess you would have had to be there. Oh well.

I hear you on the humorous part of it. There is something funny about naked friends running around in a panic. Just hope he was feeling some of that concern for his unfortunate partner before he began worrying about the blood. That guy's not going to be winning any lover-boy awards!

[shoi]

i dunno if they went rite back at it she could only have been in so much pain... its not like we no why she was bleeding anyway could have just been the period...

[Breukelen advocaat]

Well, if she agreed to continue copulating then I guess it wasn't that serious.

I'd think that they might be a little embarrassed when they sober up. :dance:

[Tom Swierzbinski]

Vile.

[Mr.Weed]

The things people will say for attention.

[orangeman]

ROFL, thats a bit sick then hiarlious at the same time.

[Kindbud]

popped her cherry , good job m8