I have a friend who went to rehab last year and now she thinks everything is bad, she won't even have a cup of coffee! Then she married a guy who everyone on the planet knows is gay except for her... I talk to her on the phone now and then but we don't hang out that much anymore since she married Richard Simmons (that's what my husband and I call him ). It's not because she doesn't smoke, it's because she's been brainwashed by so many doctors and by Richard that she can't make her own decisions anymore.