If ever I happen upon enough to be in a position to distribute:

I promise to be generous, fair, and above all, honest. I won't make any promises I can't keep. I will welcome friends and friends of friends alike. They'll name a goddamn customer service award after me!!

It's like minors & alcohol - 'twasn't that long ago for me...I know what it's like to have to rely on others for a nice buzz. :glugglug:

It prolly won't happen anytime soon. But hey...maybe I'll unearth a hippie time machine...and monkeys might fly outta my butt.
Lady Jane Reviewed by Lady Jane on . My Promise for a Better America If ever I happen upon enough to be in a position to distribute: I promise to be generous, fair, and above all, honest. I won't make any promises I can't keep. I will welcome friends and friends of friends alike. They'll name a goddamn customer service award after me!! :D It's like minors & alcohol - 'twasn't that long ago for me...I know what it's like to have to rely on others for a nice buzz. :glugglug: It prolly won't happen anytime soon. But hey...maybe I'll unearth a Rating: 5