I get free oil of olay stuff...I give it to my mom. I have this friend who spends her life entering contests, I swear. She has won so much stuff it's fricking sick. And she's selfish. In fact, I wouldn't call her my friend at all. She is more of friends of a friend. I wouldn't have a friend like her.

The word friend has now lost complete meaning. I am watching my fingers go over the keyboard and I am amazed at the speed with which they travel...almost like blurry....