I fucking hate anything that can fly and land on me and bite/sting me. My moms friend had a tanning bed. It was in a storage building that had been conveted into a tanning room. Complete with air conditioning, carpet, lights, a mini fridge with water in it, they made it look really nice. Anyways I was laying in the tanning bed and as usual I was naked. I was in there for about half the time I had set it for and I hear this buzzing noise. I take off the goggles and look around and dont see anything so I close my eyes and continue to relax and tan. All of a sudden I feel something crawling on my theigh. When I look up its a fucking wasp so what do I do I panic. I start kicking my legs and screaming. I have tanning oil on so that makes my body very slippery in the bed not to mention some sweat, so I ended up rolling around in the bed trying to get out and in the process I some how manage to get the bee under me. He stings me in the ass!! And wasps can sting up to 3 times. My ass hurt the rest of the day.
Dro_Princess Reviewed by Dro_Princess on . wasps 'n weed so i just went out on my roof to smoke a bowl... i was standing up, taking a hit when i see a wasp flying around my head. i didn't think too much of it at first, but then i turned around, and hanging from my roof about 2 inches in front of my eyes was a nest crawling with at least 15 wasps. i must say, i ran to my window and closed it in record time. jesus it scared the shit out of me Rating: 5