Here I am now, entertain me.

[Jacop]

This is my latest blog on myspace.
i figured youd find it funny.

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Stories From The Sticker Ninja H.Q. DOJO
episode 1
---My Legendary Boxing Match With Cowboy Logan---
cowboy logan may be able to defeat Ninja Aaron in sword fighting.
But not in ganja boxing without ganja.
AS this evening progessed several nights ago.
7 of my ninjas in training were over i would say.
They all were training in several earlier boxing matches but after all of em had a shot or two with one of my many boxing gloves.....
They demanded that they see the two ninja masters fight.
So we decided to put on a show.
We started off just getting into it and learning each others swings. Throwing random punches and not trying to hard.
After are heartbeats raised a few beats a second.....
Thats when the punches really started to land.
BAM!! BOOM!! BIFF!! POW!! WE exchange a couple body shots, and somehow he gets one on the back corner of my head.
I back off him for a sec, shake it off and say "Dont worry man you dont have a slug comin back at ur head" to say it was all good and what not....
But then i jump right back in
SWIFF! FLAM! WHAM! BLAM!
I get in one combo after another. He cant get out of my ninja combos but because of his long arms hes able to land weak kidney shots on my back.
Fortunetly my back wing muscles are BAMF's
So im barely phased.
After he realized after i landed so many combos on his inner rib's, and kidneys, and even a couple spleen shots or 4... He has gonna be beat.
So yeah he would of left me bruised if we were really fighting.. But i woulda had him broke.
lol just a another story from the dojo!

[Cassiopiea]

One day i swear i going to gut this kid /\

[Reefer Rogue]

An evening with Robin Williams: Watch it! (high)

[Nochowderforyou]

If you have some old bananas kicking around, make some banana bread. How can anyone be sad or angry around a loaf of banana bread. It just kicks so much ass. :thumbsup:

[gr8misadventures]

It's not really a story, but it's cool.

My current dealer is the sweetest hookup I've ever had. No, it's not because his shit is dank (it is) or that it's cheap (it's not).

It's because he works at McDonald's.

What's so cool about that, you ask? Well, it goes like this.

I need a 1/4. I call his cell phone. I say, "I'll be through in 10 minutes in the blue Tacoma." I pull up to the drive-thru window, and there he is. I hand him the cash, he hands me a cup with a lid; inside, in a ziplock, is my weed. I drive away.

Convenient, quick, really fantastic bud. Best part, besides the coolness factor, is the reliability. I know for a fact when he's there, and when he's not; he works a pretty regular 30 hour week.

Now I know you're thinking that he's an idiot and will get caught any day now. Fortunately, he's not stupid. His cousin happens to own that McDonald's, a franchise thing, and his cousin is cool with it, so he's covered.

Anyway, that's my hopefully entertaining story.

I was entertained. And now I am slightly envious....

[fikusroot]

You know what would entertain me? If everyone told me 1 thing about them that their parents don't know. And it can't be "I smoke dope" because that's boring and nobody likes boring people.

[Blunt burner turner]

my parents don't know i shat in my cat's litter tray

[wayoftheleaf]

Try try and try again, then try a few more times, then if you still ain't got it you just wasted a lot of time trying to do something you just can't do.

Can't never could *says in a deep dark voice* except that one time when i did.

Life's a bitch and then you die, fuck the world lets get high.

[Blunt burner turner]

i believe i am not nearly high enough to understand that Mr. way of the leaf

[wayoftheleaf]

I just got ripped off. NEVER TRY TO BUY WEED WHEN YOU JUST WOKE UP.

I gave the dude 12 dollars for a dime and 50 papers. I think he said something like hes been on probation and so he hasnt got it in a while and hes getting more weed tonight. so i think he said hes getting me the stuff tommorrow. either way i think i got fucked.