annoying things to do in a elevator

[vicstar]

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

vicstar Reviewed by vicstar on 10-27-2004. annoying things to do in a elevator Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. Rating: 5

[never 2 much]

lol, i bet you've done all that huh?
lol j-k
that would be so funny, fun too!

[00Ampersand]

you forgot to put "fart"
~007~

[apsinthion]

Or fart silently and pretend it was somone else!

[maryjanemama]

you forgot to put "fart"
~007~

You read my mind.

It is also my observation that doing the robot for no good reason causes stares from strangers, especially when there's no music.

[maryjanemama]

Pick your nose, hold out your finger and ask if anyone's hungry.

Hold out your purse/breifcase/backpack to everyone as they enter the elevator and say, "Trick or treat?" in February.

Burp really loud and add, "Wow, who know humans would be so hard to digest?"

Pick one person and insist you know them, say, "Remember me? Yes, you do! It's me!" until they get off the elevator.

Ask someone to help you apply your prescription cream.

Point to someone and yell, "You're the guy I saw on the news! You're the guy the police are looking for!" preferably when the elevator is full.

Scratch your head furiously and say, "The doctor said lice can jump but I don't believe it!"

Start playing the harmonica or kazoo- this works best if you don't know how to play the harmonica or the kazoo.

[Imotep]

hehehahahoho hardy haha
bwmahahaha etc etc.
nice one.

[ganjamon]

lay on the floor screaming "these things go down!!!!"