annoying things to do in a elevator

[maryjanemama]

you forgot to put "fart"
~007~

You read my mind.

It is also my observation that doing the robot for no good reason causes stares from strangers, especially when there's no music.

maryjanemama Reviewed by maryjanemama on 10-27-2004. annoying things to do in a elevator Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. Rating: 5