Quote Originally Posted by fikusroot
Has anyone here ever tried the ancient chinese Five Point Exploding Beer Can Pipe? You take a beer can and make a dent in the side. Then, you pluck one of your eyelashes and using you ancient samuri powers, puncture a tiny whole. You then place the Sacred Quai-Gon Bud of Hirohito on said hole and conjure up fire. You inhale the smoke as if you were straight drinking and then inherit the Wisdom of the Ancients.
Thats the way ive always done it.