Quote Originally Posted by Jake Martinez
God, no. I live next to my grandparents *shudders*

EDIT:

A long time ago there was this hot girl that lived 2 houses down (guess she's a neighbor)...We were hanging out and it was me and my cousin/guitarist Dylan and good friend Zack and her...well I went to go get some drinks for everybody with Zack (playing the gracious host, even at 13) and we walk back down and Dylan and the girl were making out on my couch...me and Zack stood there like "What the fuck!?" for a few awkward seconds before Dylan noticed and they stopped, quite embarassed.

Not really a naked thing but yeah...it was fucking weird.
that didn't really have much to do with anything...