i saw the most awfull thing on a bus; there was a girl who was probaby no older than 16 and she had a load of shopping which sh e was tryong to get to the bit where yo uut shopping and her tit fgell out and all these nasty blokes where jeering at her and she was strugling to get the shopping up so it took her ages before she could free her hand and repair her dignity. sorry thats not a very funny story