Quote Originally Posted by LIP

Join me on the Paster Richards Salvation Statue, where we will be BLASTED into space and collenise on SATURN. We will live in harmony with the Aliens, and we will surrender ourselves for a lifetime of anal probing. We will start a new race of morelly correct people, and stop these degenerate looneys from performing degrading acts infront of us.
My son just had to write a legend in school and he wrote one about Saturn. Something about it being th eplanet of marriage when everyone starts to move off of the earth. He compared it to Las Vegas...you know...rings, wedding rings. After he read it to me, he looked at me and suggested I stay well away from that planet. I love being a single parent...I love being a single chica period...and my kid totally knew that.

I'm nicely buzzed right now. Thanks for letting me share that.