ROFL all of those symptoms sound like she smoked some dank...excuse me sorry I'm high , your patient is suffering from the symptoms of what I like to call a "marijuana high". Sounds like he got some killer Sativa or a deep Sativa / Slightly Indica hybrid. Try giving him some Indica bud with mostly CBD to kill the paranoia effects THC gives. To eliminate all that though just ask around for medicinal strains of marijuana for your patient. He'll be fine and once she learns to enjoy strong marijuana she'll feel better as she comes down and feel refresh .

Quote Originally Posted by myselfandi
Becoming extremely stoned for the first time could be scary and cause anxiety if you're not expecting it! And when you freak out, it only gets worse.
Yes, this is true. I know it because it happened to me lol.