Please guys, take my advice...

[never 2 much]

Goddamn Geese! Always trying to sell insurance!

And it's the fucking insurance companies that started testing people for pot!

Notice how they NEVER test geese for pot!

See, it always comes back to pot. GT knows what he's doing even when he doesn't.

Well, their goose is cooked now.

I say we all join Scrooge, and buy the Cratchit's a goose to eat for X-mas dinner.

Notice how happy it made Tiny Tim?
It's because he was crippled by a fucking goose!!!!

And while we're at it, if you see someone speeding down the highway with a gecko, run em off the fucking road!

hahaha that was funny!

[never 2 much]

LOL hahahaha sinse, you rock!

that was hilarious!

hehe ok, notanovice, I know when i've been told

Call me a goose and stick a fork in me, coz i'm done

and so was that!
lol

[RESiNATE]

Yes, the way to the Goose-side, I see before me. Hmmm, the path trod upon, nearly you did. Always, the Geese looking to upset the humans, they are - and cunning are their ways.
Lucky, you are, that you saw that your anger was unecessary.
Chill-out, is what do, we must. For the Goose-side, get us, it will, one day, if careful, we are not, wary be, we must.

Yoda was a right old blithering idiot, you know - you have to listen to what he says, then rearrange the words into a proper sentence - like, talk properly Yoda, ffs!

carry on

[GHoSToKeR]

Chill-out, is what do, we must. For the Goose-side, get us, it will, one day, if careful, we are not, wary be, we must.

LOL oh man, that was hilarious!!!

Res, you rock!!

[Ammie]

Goddamn Geese! Always trying to sell insurance!

And it's the fucking insurance companies that started testing people for pot!

Notice how they NEVER test geese for pot!

See, it always comes back to pot. GT knows what he's doing even when he doesn't.

Well, their goose is cooked now.

I say we all join Scrooge, and buy the Cratchit's a goose to eat for X-mas dinner.

Notice how happy it made Tiny Tim?
It's because he was crippled by a fucking goose!!!!

And while we're at it, if you see someone speeding down the highway with a gecko, run em off the fucking road!

lmfao omg u rock out with ur cack out

[Blisterize]

That brought a lump to my throat, GHoST

But luckily, I'm way ahead of you, dude...I have fitted Anti-Goosers' to my kids, phew, close one!
Now, whenever a Goose (god, I hate that word...sends a shudder up my spine) comes to within 2feet of my kids, a flap opens up on their chest, and a great big effigy of Tony Blair pops out of their chests and grins inanely at the goose, and screams "GOOOoooOOOOSEEE!!!....GOOOOooooOOOSe!" -that fucks the bastard things right out of it..HA!

Just because they think that they are better than a Gander, cuh! Where do they get off?
Fricking Gooses

Burn 'em, I say..before it too late!!

They cannot be stopped. They're everywhere. They DO think they are better than the Gander and therefore, they are the anti-Christ! They look so cute and so closely resemble the affable duck, but deep down, they want to rule the worlds economy, set up sex trades for children and most dastardly, enforce marijuana laws by pecking all stonerz to death, slowly, cruelly and painfully. I, too, shudder at the mere mention of the creature, the infidel, THE ANTI-CHRIST.....Let's Pray!

[t0ke]

omg i was attacked by a goose i was trying to feed one that was on her eggs and it just jump up bit my coat and start flapp n its wings all over me dude im lucky i got the sob off im with u 100% i think itis tiem for geese genocide!!!!!!!! damn just noticed how old this post was

[koshea]

once when i was 7 a goose chased me but i used my brain and turned aroudn and hit him with a rock



long story short, it died

[kingcanabis]

man i can see we all need a bit of time to grow .some of you waste to much time on the small thing's.. so pick and choose your battle's wisely..........you know you look and if you find intrest we read.no intrest we go on. so if you need to trash some one write the goverment im sure you can find a lot of bitching to do! PS: thk's for your time you now have 3 less minute's in life to do so.....THE KING

[wenchy monkey]

leave geese alone