Quote Originally Posted by RESiNATE
That brought a lump to my throat, GHoST

But luckily, I'm way ahead of you, dude...I have fitted Anti-Goosers' to my kids, phew, close one!
Now, whenever a Goose (god, I hate that word...sends a shudder up my spine) comes to within 2feet of my kids, a flap opens up on their chest, and a great big effigy of Tony Blair pops out of their chests and grins inanely at the goose, and screams "GOOOoooOOOOSEEE!!!....GOOOOooooOOOSe!" -that fucks the bastard things right out of it..HA!

Just because they think that they are better than a Gander, cuh! Where do they get off?
Fricking Gooses

Burn 'em, I say..before it too late!!
They cannot be stopped. They're everywhere. They DO think they are better than the Gander and therefore, they are the anti-Christ! They look so cute and so closely resemble the affable duck, but deep down, they want to rule the worlds economy, set up sex trades for children and most dastardly, enforce marijuana laws by pecking all stonerz to death, slowly, cruelly and painfully. I, too, shudder at the mere mention of the creature, the infidel, THE ANTI-CHRIST.....Let's Pray!