Quote Originally Posted by Sinsemilla Jones
Goddamn Geese! Always trying to sell insurance!

And it's the fucking insurance companies that started testing people for pot!

Notice how they NEVER test geese for pot!

See, it always comes back to pot. GT knows what he's doing even when he doesn't.

Well, their goose is cooked now.

I say we all join Scrooge, and buy the Cratchit's a goose to eat for X-mas dinner.

Notice how happy it made Tiny Tim?
It's because he was crippled by a fucking goose!!!!

And while we're at it, if you see someone speeding down the highway with a gecko, run em off the fucking road!

hahaha that was funny!
never 2 much Reviewed by never 2 much on . Please guys, take my advice... Never become friends with a goose. Though geese have never publicly done anything to warrant my hatred for them, I still can't help it. They're evil, scheming, manipulative little bastards. They're plotting something, man. Don't believe me now and in 10 years, when those fuckers have taken over the planet and humans are locked in cadges and genetically modified to shit out giant eggs, you'll say "Damn, I wish I'd listened to GHoST and joined him on that big rocket to Mars, where he's living Rating: 5