Goddamn Geese! Always trying to sell insurance!

And it's the fucking insurance companies that started testing people for pot!

Notice how they NEVER test geese for pot!

See, it always comes back to pot. GT knows what he's doing even when he doesn't.

Well, their goose is cooked now.

I say we all join Scrooge, and buy the Cratchit's a goose to eat for X-mas dinner.

Notice how happy it made Tiny Tim?
It's because he was crippled by a fucking goose!!!!

And while we're at it, if you see someone speeding down the highway with a gecko, run em off the fucking road!