Quote Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR
little Tommy and little Jane will look into your eyes and say "Daddy, why didn't you listen to GHoST? We told you he was right, but you just wouldn't listen, daddy, why?"
That brought a lump to my throat, GHoST

But luckily, I'm way ahead of you, dude...I have fitted Anti-Goosers' to my kids, phew, close one!
Now, whenever a Goose (god, I hate that word...sends a shudder up my spine) comes to within 2feet of my kids, a flap opens up on their chest, and a great big effigy of Tony Blair pops out of their chests and grins inanely at the goose, and screams "GOOOoooOOOOSEEE!!!....GOOOOooooOOOSe!" -that fucks the bastard things right out of it..HA!

Just because they think that they are better than a Gander, cuh! Where do they get off?
Fricking Gooses

Burn 'em, I say..before it too late!!
RESiNATE Reviewed by RESiNATE on . Please guys, take my advice... Never become friends with a goose. Though geese have never publicly done anything to warrant my hatred for them, I still can't help it. They're evil, scheming, manipulative little bastards. They're plotting something, man. Don't believe me now and in 10 years, when those fuckers have taken over the planet and humans are locked in cadges and genetically modified to shit out giant eggs, you'll say "Damn, I wish I'd listened to GHoST and joined him on that big rocket to Mars, where he's living Rating: 5