Yo THCforme I totally feel you on the music-from-nowhere thing. I'm -always- hearing sickass original music coming from hummms and silence when I'm high, and I wanna just funnel it into my computer and lay down beats for it

Most of the stuff I laugh about with my friends after being high isn't really that funny when I'm not high. It's stuff like this:

I'm riding in the car with my friend/dealer, and we're baked, and I've got kind of a headache so i'm not feeling too well. We're on our way to White Castle, and he's been talking a blue streak the whole time, and I've been totally silent. Finally he pauses and goes, "...You aren't saying much man. You thinkin'?"

I go, "No." in a way that sounds actually kind of indignant. (what, me think? you're crazy) Dunno why I said it like that.

He goes, "...Just...SITTING?"

"...taking up SPACE?"

"...collecting DUST?" And he says these things like it's some kind of deplorable crime...anyway like I said, it was hilarious when it happened. I cracked up.

EDIT: Whoa, I just thought of another one.

Me and the same guy were driving, this time I was at the wheel. We're in my car with the windows down, and we're on an exit ramp coming off the highway. It's a short one so I stop pretty quick. Just before I come to a complete (and pretty abrupt) stop, I hear this deafening sound like a rattle snake shaking its rattle, outta nowhere! Me and my friend both flip out, we're darting around the car going WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!! Turns out, a piece of paper from the back seat got blown up by the wind, into the back windshield, and flapped around really fast. LoL...me and the guy thought we had like, sucked in a bird from the outside and it splattered on the back window.