One time i was baked in the dorms and went to a friend's room. they popped in this porn that I think was a playboy porn. and this was the softest porn i had ever watched so i blurt out "dude, without titties, this porno would be kohl's commercial".

less than a week ago me and a bud were smokin' some bud and i looked at it, said "this looks a little compressed", which it was. and my friend answers "that's probably from me putting it in my pocket" :upsidedow