LOL, well I for one was glad to see it. It brightened my day, and gave me hope. I'll defend this thread to the death!

Our new gigalo friend, LURD aka AbSURD aka Watch Your Mothers, sounded like he really doesn't know what to do, but also seemed to brag at the same time. To be honest, I think I might be bragging as well if that happened to me.

My advice, in all seriousness, is to either talk with the momma and explain that this is WRONG, or continue to fornicate the mother of your girlfriend behind her back, until it either blows up in your face and she catches you screwin or you two break up. Then you'll be able to freely court the Mrs. without feeling ANY guilt =) This all depends on how much you care for your girl, and if you want to hurt her or not. If you're in it for the booy, get the booty.

Happy screwing. ~