Well it happened

[suhl]

now it seems like even more of a lie

[downundadude]

ewwww old person sex.... gross!!!

your old and probably ugly enough to make your own desicion,,, i would tap both there asses till i got caught..... then move to the next town

[led.zeppelin]

Yeah bro, I'd tap it if i were you 71 years old she must have it going on

[hijole]

well, it happened to me too...i was just walking through the parking lot on my way to dollar tree and i swear i'm straight, but my poophole just opened up and backed itself onto lurd's exposed 51 year old weiner-mush. he's such a stud; he must have finished in about 20 seconds. it's a damn good thing too- i didn't want to get too torn up on my first time. did i mention that he's not selfish either? he let his gf's mom give me a reach around while he hit me from the back. and i'll tell you what: he wasn't lying about her being experienced! the arthritis in her fingers didn't interfere with her hand job dexterity in the slightest!

just having fun with y'all...he must have lasted at least 30 secs...

[OniEhtRedrum781]

Don't worry LURD, i believe you

[led.zeppelin]

is your name like LURD as in Liberians United for Reconciliation and Democracy?

[gill145]

There's no emoticon to describe how dirty I feel about what you last said LURD.

[birdgirl73]

Call me madcap, but I still smell a rat. You visit this site for only your second or third time and write a teenage Penthouse forum story. Then you take offense because teenagers don't believe you, not realizing that several of your readers here are full-fledged adults in their own right, all with more experience separating credible from not credible than you seem to give us credit for. Then you "add" that you happen to be 51 and that you believe the lady who favored you orally is in her early 70s.

If indeed this event did happen, then all I can offer is my regrets. Not only for not being more trusting of what I will forever maintain is a hard-to-believe story. But also to your girlfriend, who clealy has neither a boyfriend nor a mother who can be trusted.

[EmericanStoner420]

its gay how people made things, so much bullshit you dont know what to belive, hell sometimes you cant even trust the new paper or the news ya know, but if this shit hes sayin is true, you are one lucky mother fucker, dude id be hittin both of those pussys non-stop


ede

[Inferius]

its gay how people made things, so much bullshit you dont know what to belive, hell sometimes you cant even trust the new paper or the news ya know, but if this shit hes sayin is true, you are one lucky mother fucker, dude id be hittin both of those pussys non-stop


ede

what does Emerican mean? or did you just mean to put A and typed E?