Well it happened

[friendowl]

crazy situations bring hot sex
good luck when the ladies get mad

[suhl]

that never happened

[shilling]

Can you post a couple of photos of each lady in question? This will help the community here better decide what your next course of action should be. Thanks.

[MegaOctane12]

Fuck her mother

[Inferius]

Gah! This is a serious dilemma!!! You need to go watch The Graduate RIGHT NOW. He ends up dating the mother, realizing he loves the daughter, the mother twists the daughter against him, and then he and the daughter run away together.
But seriously, if this girlfriend isn't that interesting or that great, and she's not seriously attached to you, (ie going to chop you and her mother up into tiny peices if she catches you together) then dump her.

[lagstronaut]

don't judge this guy too quickly...He may be telling the truth or he may be absolutely bullshitting us, but I know someone who has fucked his girlfriend's mom, no word of lie

[lil josh]

soz mate just dont belive ya

[Shannon]

ARE YOU THE MILF HUNTER!?

[birdgirl73]

I'm afraid I'm not buying it either. It makes a great story. Sounds exactly like, as Plant pointed out, a story someone'd write to Penthouse forum. Even ends just that way, "What should I do?" That's just the way a young writer working hard at painting a titillating scenario writes, not someone who's relating an actual experience. "She's been working her muscles and is very tight" is another dead giveaway.

The other thing that makes me doubt your story is the clear teenaged center of this MILF fantasy. A BJ in a car is a favorite and frequent activity of teenagers. But you obviously don't know how grownup ladies work sexually. Once we get past the teenaged years ourselves, we rocket past the fast-BJ-in-a-car stage. We get spoiled by privacy, a nice quiet bedroom or pretty hotel, secure surroundings, uninterrupted lovemaking time, and grownup men, who make such superior partners that you'll just have to trust me on this: a teenager sporting an erection in car in a store parking lot just isn't all that much of a lure.

Sorry to burst your bubble.

[Midnight Baker]

Annnnnd the winner of the best bullshit story of the week is...



LURD!!!!