alcohol is fucking awesome! smoking dope, i found that i would just sit there and watch tv with my friends, when we would all get hammered, we had fun. we would ride doors down stairs, start fights with each other and random people. i've gotten kicked out of bars for falling off bar stools, (which i have scars from) i've woken in places i've never been before, without my shoes for some odd reason. i've woken with girls i've never met before. i've seen damn near anything you can think of. my buddy shit in a urinal one time, he didnt know he did and was pissed as hell cause someone shit in the urinal in his house, then he found his shit stained boxers. i've seen many many many girls make out (booze is good for that one). i've drank my own piss, seen someone else drink their own piss. puked in my shoes, been puked on, puked on people. run from the cops, been smacked by random ass girls. i've seen fat girls fall down stairs, i've seen people in wheel chairs carried down the same stairs, midgets dancing on pool tables, played beer pong in my front yard, seen a girl run around naked after a game of beer pong. alcohol is a damn good time. smoking weed has its moments, but i forgot all those.