Quote Originally Posted by Gothen
I don't know, I have one story but it's sorta long. So, gather round the campfire.

Okay, so it was my first time being drunk. My best friend's parents (E) had gone out of town for 4 days and she threw a 4 day party. She bought about 300 bucks worth of alcohol. From hard liquor to 4 cases of beer, and a total of about 60 or 70 people showed up to help her drink it all. ANYWAY! It was just her, me and another of our friends at first (B).

So, it was 9 when the party started, and E had fixed me a drink with 3 shots of Captain Morgan's and the rest coke. She had me drink it down as fast as I could. Made me 3 of those. Then she made me one with this really, REALLY good lime flavored vodka, I think it was Bicardi. She put 3 shots of that in there, mixed the rest with Sprite. She made me drink it down as fast as I could. She made me 3 of those.

It's 9:30 and I'm so drunk off my ass, I'm ABOUT ready to talk to the ficus plant in the corner that SORTA looks like this friend of mine that I saw somewhere in the party (they were wearing a green shirt....a-and had lots of arms...with pointy stubs instead of fingers....).

SO! The fun part is, they recorded the entire night. And throughout the entire hour and a half of film, the camera gets switched between about 20 different people lol. I don't REMEMBER doing this, but apparently I took off my shirt and turned around and started slapping my ass saying, "You know you want this! You want this ass!" to the camera. To make matters worse, the other friend of mine is about to leave (B) and so I give her a hug and I'm looking at one of my guy friends and I bring my hand down to B's ass and I do that "This is a NICE.BIG.ASS!"hand gesture while mouthing, "She has a huge ass." WEll, they got that on tape and when my friend saw it she was sorta pissed I said she had a huge ass.

Anyway, I've been drunk a lot more after that, that was about 2 years ago, but I don't drink anymore. I just don't like alcohol anymore. :thumbsup:

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