Being Drunk

[Inferius]

I know this is a strange question, But i'm asking anway.
What does it feel like to be drunk?
I can never really remember the feeling or pay attention to it,
So i'm asking for help. What does being drunk feel like?
I don't drink much ( did tonight ), so the newness hasn't really worn away yet I think.
How do you feel drunk?
Any good stories?

Inferius Reviewed by Inferius on 09-25-2006. Being Drunk I know this is a strange question, But i'm asking anway. What does it feel like to be drunk? I can never really remember the feeling or pay attention to it, So i'm asking for help. What does being drunk feel like? I don't drink much ( did tonight :D ), so the newness hasn't really worn away yet I think. How do you feel drunk? Any good stories? Rating: 5

[Gothen]

I don't know, I have one story but it's sorta long. So, gather round the campfire.

Okay, so it was my first time being drunk. My best friend's parents (E) had gone out of town for 4 days and she threw a 4 day party. She bought about 300 bucks worth of alcohol. From hard liquor to 4 cases of beer, and a total of about 60 or 70 people showed up to help her drink it all. ANYWAY! It was just her, me and another of our friends at first (B).

So, it was 9 when the party started, and E had fixed me a drink with 3 shots of Captain Morgan's and the rest coke. She had me drink it down as fast as I could. Made me 3 of those. Then she made me one with this really, REALLY good lime flavored vodka, I think it was Bicardi. She put 3 shots of that in there, mixed the rest with Sprite. She made me drink it down as fast as I could. She made me 3 of those.

It's 9:30 and I'm so drunk off my ass, I'm ABOUT ready to talk to the ficus plant in the corner that SORTA looks like this friend of mine that I saw somewhere in the party (they were wearing a green shirt....a-and had lots of arms...with pointy stubs instead of fingers....).

SO! The fun part is, they recorded the entire night. And throughout the entire hour and a half of film, the camera gets switched between about 20 different people lol. I don't REMEMBER doing this, but apparently I took off my shirt and turned around and started slapping my ass saying, "You know you want this! You want this ass!" to the camera. To make matters worse, the other friend of mine is about to leave (B) and so I give her a hug and I'm looking at one of my guy friends and I bring my hand down to B's ass and I do that "This is a NICE.BIG.ASS!"hand gesture while mouthing, "She has a huge ass." WEll, they got that on tape and when my friend saw it she was sorta pissed I said she had a huge ass.

Anyway, I've been drunk a lot more after that, that was about 2 years ago, but I don't drink anymore. I just don't like alcohol anymore. :thumbsup:

[Inferius]

When I first started drinking, I remember spending the night with two girls.
I got so drunk, I ended up mounting the girl (best friend), and taking off her bra, but I only remember the closeness and foreplay (kissing her stomach) before hand.
Still, although alcohol is a poison!, in extreme moderation (4 times a month max), it can promote empathy. And it's therapeutic in it's own way.
Weed is far more incredible, weed is LOVE,
but in the right circumstances, alcohol can be love as well. You just have to respect it, understand it, and do it socially.
Life, is Love.

[Abattoir Dream]

hahaha, drinking and smoking is bad yeh, but remember the drinker/smokers rule,

POT THEN BEER, NEVER FEAR,
BEER THEN POT, BETTER NOT,

and its so true, everytime i get drunk im like yeh! bong! and smoke like 5 bongs as quick as i can, then spend the rest of the night spinnin out, sweating like a bitch, holding my forehead and convincing myself im not gonna puke, - again.... ....its a shitty idea lol

[Abattoir Dream]

oh, inferius, alchohol is a truth serum, u sure you havent ALWAYS had a secret desire to mount your friend and take off her bra??? lol or was it just spur of the moment act of drunkness

[Cassiopiea]

The best time was when my ex bst mate and I were at my parents party and they had brought loads of crazy ales like Bishops finger, and fiddlers elbow and pother innuendo filled names. We drank loads and just pissed ourselves at the names, ah good times. I must have been about 14.

[Kid Dynamite]

yeah drinking is bad. In my youth i used to go out and drink every night, i took a
break for about a year and concentrated on the herb, ive got back in the game recently. In my experience, extreme drunkenness can lead to any number of things, up to and including

falling over
passing out
cheating on your girlfriend
vomiting
breaking bones

this practically goes without saying, often things seem like a good idea when your drunk, and they turn out to not be such a good idea the next day (broken foot ouch)

GRASS THEN BEAR YOUR IN THE CLEAR
BEER THEN GRASS YOUR ON YOUR ARSE

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

I don't know, I have one story but it's sorta long. So, gather round the campfire.

Okay, so it was my first time being drunk. My best friend's parents (E) had gone out of town for 4 days and she threw a 4 day party. She bought about 300 bucks worth of alcohol. From hard liquor to 4 cases of beer, and a total of about 60 or 70 people showed up to help her drink it all. ANYWAY! It was just her, me and another of our friends at first (B).

So, it was 9 when the party started, and E had fixed me a drink with 3 shots of Captain Morgan's and the rest coke. She had me drink it down as fast as I could. Made me 3 of those. Then she made me one with this really, REALLY good lime flavored vodka, I think it was Bicardi. She put 3 shots of that in there, mixed the rest with Sprite. She made me drink it down as fast as I could. She made me 3 of those.

It's 9:30 and I'm so drunk off my ass, I'm ABOUT ready to talk to the ficus plant in the corner that SORTA looks like this friend of mine that I saw somewhere in the party (they were wearing a green shirt....a-and had lots of arms...with pointy stubs instead of fingers....).

SO! The fun part is, they recorded the entire night. And throughout the entire hour and a half of film, the camera gets switched between about 20 different people lol. I don't REMEMBER doing this, but apparently I took off my shirt and turned around and started slapping my ass saying, "You know you want this! You want this ass!" to the camera. To make matters worse, the other friend of mine is about to leave (B) and so I give her a hug and I'm looking at one of my guy friends and I bring my hand down to B's ass and I do that "This is a NICE.BIG.ASS!"hand gesture while mouthing, "She has a huge ass." WEll, they got that on tape and when my friend saw it she was sorta pissed I said she had a huge ass.

Anyway, I've been drunk a lot more after that, that was about 2 years ago, but I don't drink anymore. I just don't like alcohol anymore. :thumbsup:

LOLOL...

[slipknotpsycho]

it's a dirty, numb, and dizzy feeling. although i have been drinking alot over the last few months (pretty much everyday) i would give it up for a steady supply of weed...

[baisez le monde.]

weed>alcohol


alcohol is one thing that you cant handle your shit on. i usually end up making out with at least 5 people when im drunk and at a party. tequila does not bring out the best in me. especially when COMBINEd with bong hits.