I enjoy alcohol, but only in a narrow set of circumstances, and only in very controlled amounts. I've done some downright asinine things while drunk: pissing myself, throwing up on myself or other people, walking around naked, rolling around outside naked, doing things with people i wouldnt want anything to do with sober, waking up naked alone or with random people in random places.. and hangovers fucking blow.
As for being crossfaded, when i smoke and drink, i normally just flow into my own little world. So i dont like doing it in social environments, which, quite annoyingly, are the only places i have access to alcohol.
I dont drink very often though, and most of the time i'd rather smoke anyway.