Quote Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
My mom always swears I'm high when I'm not, so I'm not really sure. I can act completely sober when I'm wasted though, mind over matter, baby.
i hear you on this one totally. My mom always thinks i'm high, but only when i'm not.

i come home high or drunk ALL the time, and my mom never thinks i'm high or drunk when i am