Quote Originally Posted by turtle420
Since a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, the whole apparatus simply hovers and spins in midair.)
Awesome.

I don't know if any of you guys have seen all the 'dangerous microwave oven' crap on some of the other forum areas, but apparently- I did not know this before!- there is a nuclear reactor in your kitchen microwave oven! I'm going down to Salvation Army right away and buying up all the junk microwaves, and I'm gonna build me a nucler power plant!