This might just be crazy enough to work

[oldsanclem]

As of last week , wind farms, voltaic have yet to make ONE CENT .
YOU see they get a subsidy from the goverment.
So you see the poor people pay 14-18 cents per kwh. When its normaly made between 2-8 cents per kwh.
Now for free power I use this system

[turtle420]

As of last week , wind farms, voltaic have yet to make ONE CENT .
YOU see they get a subsidy from the goverment.
So you see the poor people pay 14-18 cents per kwh. When its normaly made between 2-8 cents per kwh.
Now for free power I use this system

Ok dude...
Send me over some of that chronic you're smoking!!! :stoned:

[Dazed4now]

what if the mouse gets tired? or deicdes to quit

[oldsanclem]

Leds have yet made there way, but with help of nature the new system may, help.
Femized led, yes femized, the will attract horney male fire flies , thus power is picked up with photovolitc cells, in to a converter and then to the hps or mh bulb.
This system solves 2 porblems:smokin:
Leds will produce enough power to grow pot.
You can sublet the peep show, to the fimizied led, as a peep show, and get fire fly shit to fertilize your grow.
As soon as I can find my pecker powered bed driver I will post. :dance:
If a 150 pound person driving with a 4 in stroke (built in safety of .5-2 in for fall out) How many joules does that displace.
Waiting for the led of life
O Lord I Feel the power (of the led)

[Bodom Children Of]

I wanna power my whole grow with mice in wheels!

[turtle420]

Got this straight from /., I'm sure many of you will enjoy.

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I already have the patent on several "free" energy sources, but they aren't strictly free. There's the Feline Buttered Bread Commutator for example. It operates by strapping a piece of buttered bread buttered face up to a cat's back, then dropping it from a height. Since a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, the whole apparatus simply hovers and spins in midair. By adding a wire coil to the cat and by putting a strong magnet in close proximity, voila! Free energy. Of course, it's not that there isn't any loss. For example, the cat needs to be fed and the bread gets stale. The cat tends to vomit occasionally, so there is some clean up involved.
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References:
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?thre...nge&sid=194637
author ElboRuum (946542)

[Dazed4now]

...what?
all i get is drop a cat...sounds like fun where do i sign up

[stinkyattic]

Since a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, the whole apparatus simply hovers and spins in midair.)

Awesome.

I don't know if any of you guys have seen all the 'dangerous microwave oven' crap on some of the other forum areas, but apparently- I did not know this before!- there is a nuclear reactor in your kitchen microwave oven! I'm going down to Salvation Army right away and buying up all the junk microwaves, and I'm gonna build me a nucler power plant!