Two questions.

[fackfackfack]

Yeah.. A bunch of my friends smoke weed and I'm thinking about lighting up with them but I am overly parinoid. I have never smoked before, but I want to. I have a doctors appointment in... early december I think, and I believe they blood and urine test me for everything (thats what my parents decided, I guess.)

Will I be clean for december?

Also, I've heard pot is testable in the hair for the lifetime of the hair, and having long hair and never cutting it doesn't help this. Is this true? Knowing my dad, He'd test me if he thought I smoked.

Thanks.

fackfackfack Reviewed by fackfackfack on 09-24-2006. Two questions. Yeah.. A bunch of my friends smoke weed and I'm thinking about lighting up with them but I am overly parinoid. I have never smoked before, but I want to. I have a doctors appointment in... early december I think, and I believe they blood and urine test me for everything (thats what my parents decided, I guess.) Will I be clean for december? Also, I've heard pot is testable in the hair for the lifetime of the hair, and having long hair and never cutting it doesn't help this. Is this true? Rating: 5

[I just love weed]

im not so sure about the hair thing but put stays in your urine for amax of about a month, and blood i pretty sure its liek 1-3 months. You should be perfectly fine by that time, if anything comes up it will be weak and you cna say you were with friends who smoked or "people" who smoked weed around you of course inhaled some jsut by breathing.

[I just love weed]

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[silasbotwin]

smoke it once, and it'll stay in your system for a max 5 days. don't even worry about the hair.

[jDuBnBioSr]

Smoking once, you should be clean in about 4-5 days max. It will however show up in your hair for the lifetime of it, BUT testing the hair and to detect the small amount of one smoking session will cost thousands of dollars. I'm sure your dad wount spends that kind of money on that test. ( I know this from someone who spent $4,000 in lab fees)

[FakeBoobsRule]

Yeah.. A bunch of my friends smoke weed and I'm thinking about lighting up with them but I am overly parinoid. I have never smoked before, but I want to. I have a doctors appointment in... early december I think, and I believe they blood and urine test me for everything (thats what my parents decided, I guess.)

Will I be clean for december?

Also, I've heard pot is testable in the hair for the lifetime of the hair, and having long hair and never cutting it doesn't help this. Is this true? Knowing my dad, He'd test me if he thought I smoked.

Thanks.

So far, you are getting bad advice. Hair testing does not cost thousands of dollars. It is only about $75-$90 depending on the company who tests the hair sample and the place that does the collection. Then the advice about not worrying about it was wrong unless you want to get caught. The advice about the blood test detection time was wrong too.

[fackfackfack]

Well Whatever. Last time I was in the doctors I believe the only thing he did was tap on my knees, take my height, and take my weight. The only time I had a urine test was for some illness I had, I believe. Thanks for the info guys, and if my dad finds out, i was in a van with a couple of guys I didn't even know. By the way, I'm 16, but my dad is an over-protective jerk-off. I'm probably smoking tomorrow, or in a couple days.

Another question though. - This doesn't really apply to this thread, but with that smoke bud legally shit, (all over cannabis.com) I have a credit card, and I could get it, but is it nearly what smoking weed is like? If so, have you guys ever tried it? Thanks for not totally flaming me out of the forum for dumbass questions.

Later,
and thanks.

edit: cant use the same swear twice, now can we..

[BobBong]

Well Whatever. Last time I was in the doctors I believe the only thing he did was tap on my knees, take my height, and take my weight. The only time I had a urine test was for some illness I had, I believe. Thanks for the info guys, and if my dad finds out, i was in a van with a couple of guys I didn't even know. By the way, I'm 16, but my dad is an over-protective jerk-off. I'm probably smoking tomorrow, or in a couple days.

Another question though. - This doesn't really apply to this thread, but with that smoke bud legally shit, (all over cannabis.com) I have a credit card, and I could get it, but is it nearly what smoking weed is like? If so, have you guys ever tried it? Thanks for not totally flaming me out of the forum for dumbass questions.

Later,
and thanks.

edit: cant use the same swear twice, now can we..

there are a few threads around about the legal buds.. you can make your own conclusions on it. Just remember to read the disclaimer also known as the fine print on anything you buy...it tells you exactly what it is and is NOT .. on the front page.

[Captain Hanks]

Well Whatever. Last time I was in the doctors I believe the only thing he did was tap on my knees, take my height, and take my weight. The only time I had a urine test was for some illness I had, I believe. Thanks for the info guys, and if my dad finds out, i was in a van with a couple of guys I didn't even know. By the way, I'm 16, but my dad is an over-protective jerk-off. I'm probably smoking tomorrow, or in a couple days.

Another question though. - This doesn't really apply to this thread, but with that smoke bud legally shit, (all over cannabis.com) I have a credit card, and I could get it, but is it nearly what smoking weed is like? If so, have you guys ever tried it? Thanks for not totally flaming me out of the forum for dumbass questions.

Later,
and thanks.

edit: cant use the same swear twice, now can we..

Don't worry about a piss test, if that's the case you only need a month (maximum) to be clean. They do have hair tests that can test for a while back even (not sure exactly), but I highly doubt you will be receiving one of those. Also, I wouldn't recommend buying any of that legal bud crap, they contain zero percent thc and give you a headache!:dance:

[FakeBoobsRule]

Don't worry about a piss test, if that's the case you only need a month (maximum) to be clean.

Hanks you are wrong. It takes some people well over 30 days to get clean for a urine test. I know plenty of chronic users who took almost 60 days to get clean. 30 days is not the maximum for a urine test. Most can pass after 30 days but not all. I also know of one person who took 105 days to get clean. 30 days is not the maximum detection time for a urine test.