haha this kinda reminds me of a song .. "what if god smoked cannabis" cannabis being pronounced cannaBUS. i think theres more than one version of this song.. or other songs with the same title.. but the one im thinking of is from a chick.. sounds kinda like mayb jewel or alanis morisette or something some of it goes like (u sing it like the song what if god was one of us):

if god had long hair and a gotee
and if his eyes were pretty glazed.. if he looked spaced out
would you buy his story? would u believe he had an eye infection? and yeah yeah god looks baked.. yeaaa yea god smells goood.. yea yea yea yea yeaaaaaaaaaa

what if god smoked cannaBUS (thats how u pronounce it)
hit the bong like some of usss
drove a tye-dye micro bus
and he subscribes to rolling stone

when god made this place, in the begining did he plant any seeds
or did he put them there for adam and eve
so theyd be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offerin
and yea yeaaaa god rolls great.. yea yea god smells good yea yea yea yea yeaaaaa

what if god smoked cannabuss
do u suppose he had a bus?
when he made the plattapus,
when he created earth our home
does he like pearl jam or the stones?
and do u think he rolls his own up there in heaven on the thrown?
and when the saints go marching home.. maybe he sits and smokes a bowl

maybe wrong.. maybe right? but yea its sweet