Why God gave us weed

[wayoftheleaf]

I was stoned listening to pink floyd when it hit me why God gave us weed. HE didn't give us weed he just put it here for adam and eve. Since he knew we were all gonna be here and stuff because he knows everything he wanted to help us come about. so what he did was plant a lot of seeds and stuff in the garden and had eve cook with a bunch of it. Then them guys got the munchies bad and their world was all like woah. Because seriously, if God was gonna give you some weed he is gonna give you the SHIT most likely ten times better than anything we have today. there had to be all kinds of mj back then that we can't even imagine. Eve had to be like that fruit looks so good and she gives it to adam.

My other theory is that weed IS the fruit of knowledge. it makes sense to but isnt as fun to think about as the first one.

wayoftheleaf Reviewed by wayoftheleaf on 09-23-2006. Why God gave us weed I was stoned listening to pink floyd when it hit me why God gave us weed. HE didn't give us weed he just put it here for adam and eve. Since he knew we were all gonna be here and stuff because he knows everything he wanted to help us come about. so what he did was plant a lot of seeds and stuff in the garden and had eve cook with a bunch of it. Then them guys got the munchies bad and their world was all like woah. Because seriously, if God was gonna give you some weed he is gonna give you the Rating: 5

[S.P.Q.R.]

Haha.. wait, what?

[wayoftheleaf]

God planned it all out but Eve didnt wanna disobey god by eating the fruit of knowledge so what god did was give them weed. so after they ate it or lit up they got really hungry so they ate the fruit.

[orangeman]

Your high as hell .

[AlwaysBlazed]

Lol, what are you smoking?

Added: Oh yeah, and I honestly laughed out loud at this thread.

[wayoftheleaf]

lol its just some stuff my mom gave me. My dad buys the good stuff. i cant afford it lol. no idea what he buys gonna have to ask her sometime. But it makes sense to me...

btw i came up with this when i WASNT high lol. i just wrote it when i was

[orangeman]

Wow, your lucky.

[wayoftheleaf]

quote from my mom

"I dont care if you smoke weed or anything, you can even do it in front of me, but i am gonna ignore it and act like your not, as long as you dont do any man made drugs. God doesnt want you to do those*hits a bong*but he gave us weed for a reason now. I just cant remember what it is"

[orangeman]

Omfg I hate you lol, my mom doesnt care about me smokin but she isnt like yours. If I had kids I'd treat them just like you lol. This is unfair .

[Oneironaut]

You believe in Adam and Eve and all the incest babies their kids had? That's funny.

Weed came about through natural selection, and it's just a wonderful coincidence that this plant happens to have a substance that resembles chemicals our brains use to regulate hunger and mood. And that this plant is one of the few plants that actually tastes good when smoked.