Why God gave us weed

[AlwaysBlazed]

My dad lets me smoke, my mom would kill me if she knew I was still smoking.

AlwaysBlazed Reviewed by AlwaysBlazed on 09-24-2006. Why God gave us weed I was stoned listening to pink floyd when it hit me why God gave us weed. HE didn't give us weed he just put it here for adam and eve. Since he knew we were all gonna be here and stuff because he knows everything he wanted to help us come about. so what he did was plant a lot of seeds and stuff in the garden and had eve cook with a bunch of it. Then them guys got the munchies bad and their world was all like woah. Because seriously, if God was gonna give you some weed he is gonna give you the Rating: 5

[wayoftheleaf]

hell yeah i believe in adam and eve. I am a rebel, south ftw.

Natural selection happens, but i think that thinking we crawled out of a bunch of primordial ooze as bacterium to evolve into what we are today is a bunch of prime cooked BULL SHIT.

[Kokujin X]

You believe in Adam and Eve and all the incest babies their kids had? That's funny.

Weed came about through natural selection, and it's just a wonderful coincidence that this plant happens to have a substance that resembles chemicals our brains use to regulate hunger and mood. And that this plant is one of the few plants that actually tastes good when smoked.

You know, it's not "foolish" to believe in Adam and Eve. Not trying to convince you or anything but if they were the first 2 humans, imagine the genetic variation they contained. The reason you really can't pull off incest today is because

1. Its disgusting in our culture
2. The variation of genes between brother and sister is too low

And you end up creating kids with serious health problems and whatnot.

[wayoftheleaf]

Too many damn athiests on these boards.

[Captain Hanks]

God planned it all out but Eve didnt wanna disobey god by eating the fruit of knowledge so what god did was give them weed. so after they ate it or lit up they got really hungry so they ate the fruit.

Why would they choose that fruit over the wonderful selection of the most delciously tasting fruit imagineable (our minds can't even imagine how much better things back were in the garden)?:rasta:

[Kokujin X]

Why would they choose that fruit over the wonderful selection of the most delciously tasting fruit imagineable (our minds can't even imagine how much better things back were in the garden)?:rasta:

Yeah, I don't think they just got a case of the muchies. If that were the case then essentially weed is satan!! Satan was the one to decive eve, therefor he must have been weed it's self. But, the bible says he disguised himself as a serpent so thankfully weed didn't have anything to do with it...

[wayoftheleaf]

what satan did was give eve a joint and told her man doesnt that fruit look good haha.

[kayy]

THIS WAS FUNNY

[MyMARYJANE]

haha this kinda reminds me of a song .. "what if god smoked cannabis" cannabis being pronounced cannaBUS. i think theres more than one version of this song.. or other songs with the same title.. but the one im thinking of is from a chick.. sounds kinda like mayb jewel or alanis morisette or something some of it goes like (u sing it like the song what if god was one of us):

if god had long hair and a gotee
and if his eyes were pretty glazed.. if he looked spaced out
would you buy his story? would u believe he had an eye infection? and yeah yeah god looks baked.. yeaaa yea god smells goood.. yea yea yea yea yeaaaaaaaaaa

what if god smoked cannaBUS (thats how u pronounce it)
hit the bong like some of usss
drove a tye-dye micro bus
and he subscribes to rolling stone

when god made this place, in the begining did he plant any seeds
or did he put them there for adam and eve
so theyd be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offerin
and yea yeaaaa god rolls great.. yea yea god smells good yea yea yea yea yeaaaaa

what if god smoked cannabuss
do u suppose he had a bus?
when he made the plattapus,
when he created earth our home
does he like pearl jam or the stones?
and do u think he rolls his own up there in heaven on the thrown?
and when the saints go marching home.. maybe he sits and smokes a bowl

maybe wrong.. maybe right? but yea its sweet

[Oneironaut]

Too many damn athiests on these boards.

Learn how to spell "atheist" before you think you know enough about atheism to dismiss it without question.