I think the ideas great but i think you should have a bucket seshion instead: cut the bottom of a 2{or1,3,4}litre bottle of pepsi,fill a bucket full of water and place the bottle in it and put foil round the top,place weed on foil {obviously with holes in foil},light the weed and pull slowly remove foil and pushdown and inhale.I think this will make you more stoned than ever,{but good watchin tv}.