Does Cannabis make you paranoid?

[lowryderulez]

i can get paranoid and it makes me get worried over nothing, but somehow i've managed to control it by just sitting back and forgetting about lifes troubles.

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

I voted NO! I'm a NINJA! However I still do get a touch of paranoia sometimes, depending on the situation.

[lsdreamz]

It is true, when ur a n00b you get paranoid, when i started i wud be hiding in the bottom of a field to smoke a zoot, now il just walk down the high street smoking a blunt

JACOP, you sure u aint been smoking crack as well??

[Jacop]

the number one reason why ninjas are better then samurai.....
THEIr better in bed *drum and thing sound*

I i dont know what qualifys me as a ninja other then.......
I own a ninja arsenal of like 6 swords, 10 slingshots, 4 pairs of boxing gloves, golf clubs, and baseball bats......... not to mention my "plastic key chain" that doubles as synthetic knuckles.

i have trained many many many many local ninjas and am making movies because im a director now lol. yesterday i drove aroud with mates, to like walmart and crap and had my ninja bandana on.
all the smurfs were lookin at me funny.
good thing there wernt any oompaloompas around cause they woulda kicked the smurfs asses then i woulda had to of gone and got the munchins and kicked all their asses.



And as for my age, fighting style, and any other personal details will be withheld because im a ninja and its all top secret ninja ninja hush hush.

Guess you gotta be more ninja to find out lol.
but my religion is Hendonistic Discorian Elementism.
lol
you guys are ninja noobs, at least most of you... so you got alot of ninjaning to do befor youll figure me out lol.
prolly not mr. "BILLION FOLD".. but hes an idiot anyways. lol

[thebeancounter41]

paranoid type people get paranoid.Nincompoops like the "ninja master" HAH! fit that category.
Myself, I can walk right past a squad car smoking a doob and not feel the least bit paranoid.Mainly because I am a level headed ADULT with no delusions of persecution like jacop (J COP?) here seems to be afflicted with.That handle makes me wonder if sir Cop isn't JUST that, a cop.If he is, he is a really stupid one.

[Jacop]

dude if i was a cop id be a cooler cop then you could be lol.
i thought about it. and if i was a cop and a pulled someone over with reefer..... id give them LEAP pamphlets and shit.....
and ninja stickers......
and and....... get them to smoke a joint with me.... and give them more stickers.....
and then give them a ticket for speeding...... just so i can get paid extra........ or let them give me some weed so they dont get a ticket....
lol then id drive 420 mph down the free way......

and have a race with another couple cops with sirens on and everything....

after that i could go plant a weed feild, usign the squad car to carry all of the equipment..... getting paid on the clock......
then get one my my girl friends..... have a quickie in the back of the squad car....
and uhh smoke some more pot... and some cigs....
and shoot stuff with my pistol......
and maby go down to the paintball tourney place, and take a bunch of paintball noobs money in some off the books betting...
yeah id be a bad ass cop if i was a cop.
lololololololoolollolololl

[The Figment]

They are going to ajust those, arnt they...those meds,ya know, cuz they need to

[S.P.Q.R.]

there is only ONE possible thing in this ENTIRE earth that makes me paranoid while stoned; the fucking pigs. I can be calm and happy as can be, blazed out of my mind and just walking through the grocery store, when suddenly I see a pig walk by me, obviously going to go deal with some shoplifter, but I then proceed to grab what I need, go to the register and get out of the store asap. I hate having to feel like a sneaky criminal just because I smoke a little weed..

[Nochowderforyou]

I used to get paranoid when I was younger, but not anymore, and I wouldn't go crazy paranoid. Thinking the cops have only their eyes on me hiding in a heli. coming to get me, Jacop! Ha ha!

So no, it doesn't make me paranoid anymore. Even if I just smoked a fat bowl and a cop walks by, doesn't bother me.

[S.P.Q.R.]

I used to get paranoid when I was younger, but not anymore, and I wouldn't go crazy paranoid. Thinking the cops have only their eyes on me hiding in a heli. coming to get me, Jacop! Ha ha!

So no, it doesn't make me paranoid anymore. Even if I just smoked a fat bowl and a cop walks by, doesn't bother me.

But you're lucky enough to live in Canada, Chowder. Imagine being in America, where pigs get after you (if you're under age)for having Zig Zag rolling papers on you lol. And even if you're not underage, and they search you and only find papers, they interrogate the HELL out of you! "Why do you have rolling papers?", "If they're for tobacco, where's your tobacco?", "Why do you have an empty cigarrette box in your pocket if you roll your own?"... ugh..