I'm really glad you guys have gotten a kick out of my story! When I posted it, I didn't post it to be funny. I just meant for it to be a, "Look what the crap happened to me tonight!" kind of story. BUT! I'm really glad it made ya'll laugh! That makes me warm in the place where my heart used to be!

Now that I look back on it, it IS funny that that happened. I have this quote of Adrien Brody's that I'm thinking of right now. It goes a little something like this, "Sometimes I think we live through things only to be able to say that it happened. That it wasn't to someone else, it was to me. Sometimes we live to beat the odds."

I appreciate you guys wasting your time to read what happened to me!