HaZey and no B.I.C. liter

[Cassiopiea]

i could never smoke a joint rollled from the bible paper

Dude, im Christian too just I think the Bible has caused more evil than good.

i converted when my friend had suspected breast cancer and i prayed for her and i really meant it. The second after I did i felt calm, and hey presto, next day it turned out it was only a weird lump. sorry, i cant remember the real term for it.

So, that is why I think rolling with bible pages would be hella sweet.

Man i got lost a bit there, lol.

[Kid Dynamite]

i have some good ass haze, and i wanna cheef it up but i can't find a liter! ahhh wat do i do?

i could smoke a joint, but i have no papers...

Weird, I have a lighter but no weed.


sweet sweet irony.

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

Rub two sticks together.

And for the record, I too have rolled a joint with Bible pages. I only felt slightly guilty about it afterward.

[Terps]

hahaha
Actully i ran into this problem once...me and my buddie Eddy skipped class to walk down the street to his house and blaze up sum STANK BUDS that he had so we get there i bust out my bowl and we pack one up...but we couldnt find a liter.
we lite a birthday candle on the stove and used it to smoke with...
fuckin right!!

[Nochowderforyou]

you could take a piece of paper and light it with the stove then transfer the flame to the candle

then go with NightProwlers idea

Ha ha! We sure know how to make something simple even harder. If you're going light a piece of paper on fire, may as well be the joint. Instead of burning paper, lighting a cnalde, then lighting a joint. Just light the damn joint!

I once biked a good 6km out into this sweet forest by the river to smoke some bowls, but then I realized I forgot my lighter at home, so I had to leave the forest, find the closest corner store, buy a lighter for $2, even though I have several at home, and go back out the place to smoke. It was mayhem I say, mayhem!

[Cassiopiea]

LOL man this is why i try and carry at least two lighters on me at alll times, because you never know when you may be attacked by strange men who force you to toke up, which is how I am led to beleive people start smoking marijuana, the murderer of The World's youth.

[D1me]

get in your car and use the cigarette lighter. easy. hotbox and lighter in one

[yabatab]

Go next door tie your neighbors up and interrogate them to find
out where they keep their lighters. Pull their fingernails out one
by one if need be.

[4gan2ja0]

you dont have any matches?