After I started smoking, I remembered how people would always say that oregano looks/smells likw weed, so I decided to do a comparison.

I held a bud up to a lil' jar of oregano.

You'd have to be absolutely, positively RETARDED to buy oregano instead of weed. I mean, your friend should just beat himself up for being so dumb. He deserves it, cause I mean...there's no way to confuse it, unless you're catatonic.