GIVE UP WEED!!! ARE YOU MAD?!?!?!?

Listen, when my kids are old enough, I'm gonna train them to skin-up - because when I get to about 80 (if I live that long cuh!), then I suspect that I'll have arthritis, so I'm gonna have to have someone bring my doobies in to the old folks home lmaooo

"What's that, nurse...colonic what?,...."