David Hasselhoff is very funny stoned. But then again, so is Everybody Loves Raymond and the fact that I have an anus. And don't bash classical music. In fact, stop listening to whatever it is you're listening to and put on some Bach. I'm serious, do it now. WHAT, ARE YOU DEAF? I SAID DO IT NOW!!! I'M NOT ASKING, I'M TELLING YOU, BUT ON SOME GODDAMN CLASSIC MUSIC!!!