Quote Originally Posted by Cassiopiea
she took room service up to this couple and the guy answered the door stark bollock naked. She was like "Oh my God, I'm so sorry!!" but he said "Nah, don;t worry, come in".

She takes the food in and there is this naked woman lying on the bed and in my friend's exact words the room "stank like sex" the woman was equally unconcerned about her lack of clothes so she basically threw the tray she was holding down and ran out.

LOL the best thing is that this sort of stuff happens to her all the time.
This reminds me of when I used to clean the rooms at a resort. Well one time I walk into this room that im suppose to clean while the people were out and they was a crazy strong weed smell in the room so I started ripping through everything they had and I eventually found about 2 0unces of some BC bud in a side pocket of one of there bags. I was debating on taking it when I got a call from my boss asking how much I had left to clean and thats when I realized that they had DESTROYED that room there was broken bottles of vodka and stains on every thing no to mention that someone pissed in the corner and on the bed. There was also vomit on the TV and jacuzzi the shit was fucking nasty so as payback I took that shit. Then as they were leaving the guy was like "sorry about the room man we were fuckin' smash. We'll you can keep that shit you took as an apology." I still love that guy but if he comes back im gonna steal his shit and destroy everything he brings.