Last week when i ordered pizza right before blazing at my friends house we were freaking out over organizing the money adn a tip and whose gonna go to the door. So we had a high/lazy shoving match ( in no way violent ) and whoever won, my friend, didn''t have to go to the door.

So when the pizza came, the delivery guy looked like he was straight off to boat, from china or somehwere, had very little english, and could clearly tell i was high. i give him money, snickering, and then bring the pizza to kitchen planning to coem back with tip, leaving the door open. i didnt go back to the door for 3 minutes and finally realized, run back with 2 bucks as the guys leaving chase after him and say "this is just for you dude" and walked inside proud of myself.

I look back know and realized i shoulda kept that 2 bucks... shit