lol who woulda thought this'd make such a great thread??

Here in NY it's a big cultural melting pot so you kinda have to be careful with the races from the restaurants.
It's not like out of town places ive been to where a chinese place will have some white guy deliver.
Over here a chinese place will ALWAYS have a chinese guy who came straight from China.

Anyway, Chinese people are not very fond of weed, so one time my friend and I ordered Chinese and we had uncontrollable laughter! The damn food came at that exact moment and he was brave enough to do it!

I barely saw it cause I was shy but he was jumping around laughing a lot and shit! Funny as fuck.
All I know is.. that chinese guy looked at my friend like he was fuckin' crazy.
We were pretty glad he didn't call the cops on us.
It's a lot more chill to order from dominos or something cause it's always a chill black guy.

Advice: If you're worried about the strange look from the delivery guy, the junk places always sends a chill dude.

Meh im just paranoid. well not anymore, now I smoke a blunt and call the chinese place with no probs. but back then i was pretty shy and i know a lot of people here are too. but we shouldn't be paranoid because delivery guys never give a damn. They just want money. Think about it this way: They'd be pretty fucking stupid to throw stoners in jail when we order the most shit which = more tip.
Better tip em or they will take revenge on you and call the cops on yo ass and in the end you see them on top of a high tower waving up over their head a god damned sniper rifle screaming: "YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME ANY TIIIIIIIIIIP!!!!!" and then you're in jail because the delivery guy called a cop to your place and there's weed shit everywhere and you go to jail ALL because you didn't tip some nigga and that's just fucked up man.
just givin friendly advice.