The last time I was high and answered the door to get pizza the delivery girl was a snobby bitch I went to high school with, and there I was in college, stoned out of my mind, and accepting a pizza from teh biggest bitch I went to school with. It was so hard not to laugh and say "what now!", but I kept my cool, and came up with this simple solution-

I paid in exact change... ALL CHANGE.. And no tip. :dance: :rasta: