one time i was at a party, and it was in the middle of december. we ordered a pizza from this guy's house, but he had a reputation for passing out before the pizza got there, so that they'd have to go back with the pizza, and no cash.

we convinced them that he wasn't the only person there, and we'd pay for the pizza. we then decided that we wanted to go on a burn, and we were gonna leave him there. we told him that it was very important that he got the pizza and paid for it.

when we got back from our burn, he was sitting in the snow under a tree in his front yard with his boxers and snow boots on. he had a sign laying on his chest that said "leave $2 with the pizza" and the hot pizza was sitting on his lap. we woke him up and went inside, it was fucking hilarious.