smoked out the pizza guy

[smoke it]

yesterday me and my 3 of my friends were chillin here at my place cuz we didnt want to go to school (and we each had like an gram of haze). anyway we were all baked and got hungry so we ordered some pizza. about half an hour later the dude came and we were hittin the pipe in my bedroom. i told the dude i'd go get my cash and i went to my room. i opened the door and there was smoke coming out. he walked in and one of my friends offered him a hit which he accepted gladly. we were laughin at somthin stupid, when i remembered to pay him i looked over with my money in hand and hes fried. i said, "how much do i owe you", and he looks at me and says, "huh, oh dont worry about it". so in the end i got free pizza. :dance:

smoke it Reviewed by smoke it on 09-20-2006. smoked out the pizza guy yesterday me and my 3 of my friends were chillin here at my place cuz we didnt want to go to school (and we each had like an gram of haze). anyway we were all baked and got hungry so we ordered some pizza. about half an hour later the dude came and we were hittin the pipe in my bedroom. i told the dude i'd go get my cash and i went to my room. i opened the door and there was smoke coming out. he walked in and one of my friends offered him a hit which he accepted gladly. we were laughin at Rating: 5

[dutch.lover]

that sounds sooooo awesome. ive gotten a few odd looks from delivery guys when i answer the door high.... maybe they're just jealous lol.

I used to work at dairy queen and there were high people coming thru the drive thru ALL the time...some would even be smoking at the window, or rolling a j. that made me sooooo jealous- work sux

[led.zeppelin]

Nice, I usually get funny looks when im stoned buying food. like walked into a store to buy some coke and an assortment of candies and it felt like the whole shop stopped to stare

[hugs not drugz]

i answered the door to a pizza guy totally naked with a blunt in my hand and i was totally faded. the guy didnt say one word.

[Inferius]

i answered the door to a pizza guy totally naked with a blunt in my hand and i was totally faded. the guy didnt say one word.

hahahahahaha. What's up with the "Hugs not Drugz"?
Also, check my sig link out. It has to do with this thread.

[gill145]

The last time I was high and answered the door to get pizza the delivery girl was a snobby bitch I went to high school with, and there I was in college, stoned out of my mind, and accepting a pizza from teh biggest bitch I went to school with. It was so hard not to laugh and say "what now!", but I kept my cool, and came up with this simple solution-

I paid in exact change... ALL CHANGE.. And no tip. :dance: :rasta:

[Skrappie]

When i first got out of the army, i didnt want to move back in with the rents, and i just missed the deadline for school, so what did i do? move in with a friend and deliver pizzas. It was an awesome job, i got offered booze, food and pot. (although this was in a college town,) eventually i found out that 90% of my co-workers smoked, so it became an even better place to work. Its a local pizza/pub so the owner was rarely there, nothing better then tokeing, making a pizza, then having a brew, nothing worse then having a call when we were chilling. You guys think your pizza guy looked at you strange. Picture me taking a pizza to a family, baked, smelling like beer, and of course black in a basicly all white town.

i used to always hope for whomever came to the door be a naked chick. too bad it never happend.

once again, sorry for the ramble but :stoned:

[OniEhtRedrum781]

wow, nothing beats free pizza...

[MechAnimal]

Guess what, I WAS THAT PIZZA GUY!

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

i answered the door to a pizza guy totally naked with a blunt in my hand and i was totally faded. the guy didnt say one word.

LMAO...IN THE SIG! :dance: