smoked out the pizza guy

[shoi]

wat a lucky pizza dude

[Newglory]

Last week when i ordered pizza right before blazing at my friends house we were freaking out over organizing the money adn a tip and whose gonna go to the door. So we had a high/lazy shoving match ( in no way violent ) and whoever won, my friend, didn''t have to go to the door.

So when the pizza came, the delivery guy looked like he was straight off to boat, from china or somehwere, had very little english, and could clearly tell i was high. i give him money, snickering, and then bring the pizza to kitchen planning to coem back with tip, leaving the door open. i didnt go back to the door for 3 minutes and finally realized, run back with 2 bucks as the guys leaving chase after him and say "this is just for you dude" and walked inside proud of myself.

I look back know and realized i shoulda kept that 2 bucks... shit

[ABNINF420]

blazin w/ ppl unexpected is the s.h.i.t.

My wife and I went to see her aunt, we got there and it was all tense, and finally I realized "Oh, these ppl blazed!" So I asked and they did, and now their some of our favorite realitves.

[dank ass nugs]

she took room service up to this couple and the guy answered the door stark bollock naked. She was like "Oh my God, I'm so sorry!!" but he said "Nah, don;t worry, come in".

She takes the food in and there is this naked woman lying on the bed and in my friend's exact words the room "stank like sex" the woman was equally unconcerned about her lack of clothes so she basically threw the tray she was holding down and ran out.

LOL the best thing is that this sort of stuff happens to her all the time.

This reminds me of when I used to clean the rooms at a resort. Well one time I walk into this room that im suppose to clean while the people were out and they was a crazy strong weed smell in the room so I started ripping through everything they had and I eventually found about 2 0unces of some BC bud in a side pocket of one of there bags. I was debating on taking it when I got a call from my boss asking how much I had left to clean and thats when I realized that they had DESTROYED that room there was broken bottles of vodka and stains on every thing no to mention that someone pissed in the corner and on the bed. There was also vomit on the TV and jacuzzi the shit was fucking nasty so as payback I took that shit. Then as they were leaving the guy was like "sorry about the room man we were fuckin' smash. We'll you can keep that shit you took as an apology." I still love that guy but if he comes back im gonna steal his shit and destroy everything he brings.

[Tom Swierzbinski]

Well technically, I did blaze up a homeless person. Bens been kicked out of his house and hes staying here for a few days. And today before he had work we smoked, and a Chinese dude walked past struggling with a suitcase and he had weed leaves on his shirt. He declined the spliff though.

[IanCurtisWishlist]

i was in the taco bell drive thru and i had just hit the pipe and i blew my hit through the drive thru window and offered the guy a hit. he seemed thrilled.

[hammertime]

we've done that a bunch of times with pizza guys.........when i lived in a college town we called it "bong rip or a tip" we usually gave some tip too but its cool to smoke out random people.........i wish random people would smoke me out.

[dano420]

i was that pizza guy. one of the best jobs i ever had!!!!!! i been offered sex,drugs,rock,blow,beer,wiskey,invited back after wrk to partys at hotels and homes... its awsome sorry was awsome... seen nude women in hotel rooms when b/f opens door or the ask me in and they are nude in a side bathroom where u can see them in there. went to a few parties after wrk always brought 2-3 pizzas with me when i would go back lol. did bong hits with customers when droping off pizzas got beer to go!!! while delivering lol
i had 2 customers that gave me the greenist buds i think they new each other cuz 1 guy asked if i burn i said yeah, hes like $3.00 tip or a nice bud for a tip???? i said a bud would be fine sir!!! i said sir he was like 45 or so then about a week later a nother guy within a few block asked me the same shit it was the same kick ass green nug with red hairs and crystals. that was the life. they ate lots of pizza!!! shoulda never left there best job to bad you cant suport 2 kids and a wife at delivery person. single life perfect job married not going to wrk!!!! peace out

[Purple Banana]

Woah... That last post was like some horrible ongoing sentence, or I read it too fast...

Yeah.